wow holy crap
Last summer I wrote a blog about how I find my manager cute at my job…but now I’m in a healthy, loving relationship with my soul mate…but yo, my manager’s eyes are still the gr9est thing I’ve ever seen. I love my guy and he knows and AGREES that there’s something about Joel’s eyes that are different. I just freak out inside when I knock on the office door and he’s standing there I wanna just walk away like nopenopenope don’t look at me I can’t take it. He’s so dopey and goofy but…..ugh eyes ugh. If I was a painter or an artist of some sort I’d PAY him to draw them. They’re so deep and vivid. I’m a photographer and I can’t phrase a work-appropriate question that would allow me to capture those things he sees out of omg.
Agh and the other day we were talking about karaoke singing so he brings out his iPod dock and starts singing a variety of 90s pop and it was kind of adorable to see him sing.
i wanna slap him
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now
*leans against wall*
*sips a capri sun*